the Mass Pike

Finally, this theory does not predict any supersynchronous rotation..

The primacy of this immortality system to the officer's overall sense of self can be glimpsed in the fact that retired officers typically acquire a dupe or fugazy—a full-sized replica of the shield they surrendered. Often partners or workmates will present these dupes at a retirement party, symbolizing the recipient's continued connection to policing and the police identity.

He has his work cut out for him.