He became one of the industry's top horsemen, specializing in Running Ws, pit falls, and cable jerk-offs.

Theſe Eyes, like Lampes, whoſe waſting Oyle is ſpent, / Waxe dimme, as drawing to their Exigent.

Thus charg’d thy sire, which thou forgett’st: yet now those thoughts appease / That torture thy great spirit with wrath; which if thou wilt give surcease, / The king will merit it with gifts ; and if thou wilt give ear / I’ll tell you how much he offers thee:—yet thou sitt’st angry here.

Maybe girl grasshoppers find long legs attractive in boy grasshoppers, but what do I know?