Indeed, when in close quarters to Rooney, it must prove almost irresistible to stick a plastic moustache and silly clownish shoes on the potato-headed fool.

For him, as for his colleagues, concern with priestly comportment and purity is uppermost.

If ever thou gave either hosen or shun Sitt thee downe and putt them on But if hosen nor shoon thou never gave nean The Whinnes shall prick thee to the bare beane

Graduation speeches are always so long and drawn out.