This set – the set of Rosol's life – was studded with aces and menacing ground-strokes that left Nadal an impotent spectator often muttering to himself and at the umpire regarding a perceived misdemeanour by his opponent.

The Hejaz war, meanwhile, would be one of dervishes against regular troops.

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I toasted him with my glass of malta.