The show features a revolving roster of freaks both born and made: at Ozzfest the former included Jessie the Half-Boy; a wolf-boy from Mexico dressed in a charro suit and sombrero; and the aforementioned Punkin Head, aka Scott the Cyclops, who capitalizes on his empty eye socket with various props including, as Harck promises, his own tongue.

My grandparents are six feet under.

Private equity firms were sitting on more than $1 trillion in dry powder at the end of 2011.

The bullshitters have gotten pretty lazy, because they’ve thrown away all dictionaries and encyclopedias containing words or ideas that are unbullshit.