‘How long have you been a Spice Ghost?’ Clove pierced him with a dark look. ‘Four hundred and twenty-three years.’ She then turned to Ned. ‘Are we intending to travel the entire distance today?’ Ned was trying not to look too shocked at the fact that a quadricentenarian stood in front of him.

No one here is calling for Joe Peacock to be ostracized. We’re calling him on his bullshit. Brave of you to shadowbox all those non-existent censors though.

Our family is Hominidae, and we share it with four living species of great apes — chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans — as well as dozens of extinct predecessors of varying apely or humanesque traits.

Vinegar is vulgarly reputed a potent restringent