No, you are not fat; I take it all back.

The hosts went close on several occasions with Victor Obinna and Robbie Keane impressive in the first half, yet they had trouble carving out many clear openings and the defeat leaves them at the bottom of the Premier League on goal difference, two points from safety.

Lethal injection or some other Kevorkianesque technique? That would be illegal.

Although at times my prac experiences were flustering and frustrating, I have gained many new insights into catering for the individual needs of children.