John of Gaunt. O how that name befits my composition! Old Gaunt indeed, and gaunt in being old: Within me grief hath kept a tedious fast; And who abstains from meat that is not gaunt?

All the classes he takes are basketweaving.

The formula of the rocket fuel has not been revealed.

Alicia Silverstone is upholding the time-honoured tradition of saddling celebrity kids with batpoop crazy names. She’s named her new son Bear Blu.