I told you so, grumbled the downfallen hero, without making an effort to rise : I told you there was no man in his sober senses could manage a two-legged chair ; for a two- legged chair is like a one-legged man, or rather a no-legged man --

The United Press got the flash Germans declare martial law in Ruhr […]

She spoke like the Teletubbies, behaved like a Teletubby, and seemed to live in this harmonious toddler phantasy world.

I wash, wring, brew, bake, scour, dress meat and drink […]