Putting an ad in the local paper that Spock's Beard and Arena are in town will get you a tumbleweed response and some wasted revenue.

At the death of the co-sisters of the Guild, every co-brother of the Guild to be present

Unless Bane can tank Helicarrier-busting explosions I'm not sure how he stands a chance.

The thick and well-growne fogge doth matt my smoother shades, And on the lower Leas, as on the higher Hades The daintie Clover growes (of grass the onely silke) That makes each Udder strout abundantly with milke.