I humbly accept this award.

Behaviour patterns now thoroughly run in, and financial stringencies, appear to impose sharp limits on the prospects of success here.

Strephon had long confeſs'd his am'rous Pain, / VVhich gay Corinna railly'd vvith Diſdain: […]

He, watchman of gardens, keeps evil away with his mentula up, warding off blight and thieves, garlanded with figs and grapes.