Notwithstanding the earnest opposition of writers and lecturers and preachers and legislators, the practice of feticide appears to be on the increase.

In Cornwall is two speches, the one is naughty Englysshe, and the other is Cornysshe speche.

A second rescript followed, commanding all bishops not merely to subscribe the dominant opinions on these profound and abstruse topics, but to condemn their authors, Pelagius and Cœlestius, as irreclaimable heretics, and this under pain of deprivation and banishment.

He knew that this had been going on since civilization began, and he’d read a passage in an ancient Roman satirist called Juvenal that described it—cunnilingus, pussy-eating, going down, muff-diving, translate it any way you will.