'Waddle'y' have?said the scoffbartender. A little tea,said the scofflaw. So the scoffffbartender [sic] poured him something from a scoffflask [sic] under the bar. It looked like tea. The scofflaw raised it; he scofflipped it suddently. [sic] How was it?scoffed the scoffclerk to the scofflaw. Scoffal," said the scofflaw, scouching.

Well, there must be some flaw about this, I suggested. If your magnet is so strong as all that, you would have your own broadside boomeranging back upon you.

Bonds smashed the ball 467 feet, the second longest home run in the history of the park.

One of their leaders had been hanging around the camp of another preacher man, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr. — a nutball like Robertson, blaming America for bringing on the horrid attack.