Granted, I'm not exactly grabbing an ax and going to town or pulling a “Columbine” but the idea of engaging in such activities has crossed my twisted little mind and plagued my black little heart in dreams only.

The aardvark burrows in the ground and feeds mostly on termites, which it catches with its long, slimy tongue.

languid breathing    languid movements

Oh my good Lord, yonders foule Murthers done.