On that Wednesday night, I'd turned up to find a new neon sign installed over the door of Bromley Super Kebab, epileptically blaring the name in flashes of pink light across the High Street.

Plasma cells detected in Hashimoto’s thyroiditis show polyclonality with staining for IgG, IgM, and IgA heavy chains and kappa and lamda light chains.

The article describes a federally funded program that investigated reports of unidentified aerial phenomena (UAPs, the take-me-seriously acronym that includes UFOs). And within the story, the Times embedded videos of two such UAPs.

No offense, but his cooking is lousy.