[…] The thought was a bitter one, and I don't suppose I have ever come closer to saying ‘Faugh!’

The journalist interviewed an eye-witness who was not prepared to disclose his identity.

I did lots of push-ups and pull-ups, and my only regret is that I stopped doing them as a young adult when I finally got to work out in health clubs instead of my basement or garage.

A short Internet search brought up some amazing details of this story.