Robbie Keane should come up with something more suitable to his person, like scratching his bullocks after every goal.

No, someone who wears loads of sovereigns as well loads of gold and has uh a curly perm and peroxide blonde hair, orange, orange sunbed skin and a fringe like this blow-dried to death, that’s a ‘scally’.

The rim of a small-sized lens along with zonule is clearly seen through the fully dilated pupil.

The Roughriders just aren't that good. They look ... oh, how can I say this ... they just look too Winnipegish.