Iowa has, the last number of presidential cycles, really been the bellwether state to pick nominees, he said. And it's got this great balance of rural and somewhat urban, Midwest and Upper Midwest — it's just got a great balance of people so that the rest of the country looks at it. Plus it's a small enough population in size that people get the individual feel of candidates. It's like everybody depends on Iowa to kick the tires on the candidates.

He is also a former international chick banger.

A high pillar of stone called Bheem-lat, or the Tealee, or oilman's lat or staff.

My zef accent is very foreign / When I speak overseas they go I beg your pardon?