At the end of the party, the parents of the birthday boy handed me a party bag and my prize: a bag of beer nuts. I've since wondered what kind of parent would possibly give an eight-year-old beer nuts, but whatever. It was the seventies.

A 2022 New Year resolution for the industry must be to restore the publication and distribution of timetables.

After vigintillions of years great Cthulhu was loose again, and ravening for delight.

I tried to get Michele's attention at the party, but she looked right through me!