The brusque New York chef [Ali Yeganeh] who was lampooned on Seinfeld as the Soup Nazi plans to open a chain of takeout soup stands across North America. But don’t expect the authentically rude New York treatment.

Manifestly so; for by what likelihood Had I endured against fourteen knights all armed And purposed, I unpurposed and unarmed, Save innocency stood my friend?

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But The West Side Waltz is otherwise a tedious retread of Mr. Thompson's previous effort, On Golden Pond.