‘You're rather in the pooh with the Adelaide police.’ ‘How much do I stink with them?’

There was nothing for it but to install the three duckbills in the travelling platypusary in one of the Pan American hangars and hope for the best.

And I am working so well (unberufen!) with my admirable Secretary; I shouldn't really dare to ask her to join our little caravan...

Now even though I am the quickest groomer/pooper in the family, I'm the one who spends the most time in the bathroom. Why? Because apparently I am the only one who notices the dried shit, snot, toothpaste, pubic hair, dog hair,[…]