The young woman said, Well, actually we do have one minority student. The young man chimed in, Yeah, but he's an oreo. An oreo? I asked. Please define the term oreo. You know, the young man said. Black on the outside, and white in the middle.

Goolar, or Doomur. Ficus glomerata.

May the Forest still flourish, both Borough and Landward, / From the hall of the Peer to the herd's ingle-nook; / And huzza! my brave hearts, for Buccleuch and his standard, / For the King and the Country, the Clan and the Duke.

You're like the realest person I've ever met.