Wolowitz: Hang on. There really is a lady here? Leonard: Uh-huh. Wolowitz: And you want us out because you’re anticipating coitus? Leonard: No, she’s just a friend. Wolowitz: So she’s available for coitus? Leonard: No, she’s – –

Our distinguished and genial friend, Col. Francis Coles Ford, M. D., Surgeon Medical Director 1st Division Texas Volunteer Guard, a leading physician of Nacogdoches, Texas, was married on 25th May (ult.) at Beaumont, Texas, to Miss Jean Coleman Thompson, of that city. The Journal extends its hearty congratulation to the Colonel and Coloneless and wishes them a whole lot of happiness.

As much mud in the streets as if the waters had but newly retired from the face of the earth, and it would not be wonderful to meet a Megalosaurus, forty feet long or so, waddling like an elephantine lizard up Holborn Hill.

New Jersey used to be the armpit of the universe, Mr. Rockland said. Well, the worm turns. And I think anything that's down so long eventually is going come up.