I'm not sure this will work, but it's worth a try.

I do trades — right now I'm running full page ads in mini-pages in Advertising Age, Media Decisions and Madison Avenue magazines.

Do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. It's my term for... my time of the month. What time of the month? The weekend? No... you know, it... it's high tide. But we're not on the coast.

He began being late for meetings and, as some members travelled quite a distance to the covenstead and had to leave promptly afterwards, Alex took him to task.