Oilmen had spent weeks drilling to a depth more than 1,000 feet into Sour Springs Mound, a salt dome a few miles south of Beaumont, hoping to come into some “Texas Tea.” And at about 10:30 in the morning on January 10, 1901, the teacup runneth over.

Repeats the last 40 lines of IRC output, in case your terminal gronked.

The Schmirler rink won the Silver Broom.

Right o'er the ſteep he leans, / When his well-pleniſh'd king-hood voiding needs; / And, ſploiting, ſtrikes the ſtane his grany hit, / Wi' piſtol ſcreed, ſhot frae his gorlin doup.— …