My new car is a dreamboat.

The Republican argument today is pablum, mush and saccharine. (Which exhausts my edible metaphors.)

A basket by Texas' Hamilton and a three-pointer by Madsen put the Longhorns ahead.

I guess that's why I started sticky fingering things. I kept the stash under my bed, tools mostly—a cordless drill, a set of wrenches, screwdrivers, some knives. After a few weeks, I was shopping for the future and I yanked a coffeemaker. […]