I used to write short stories, but these days my inspiration has run dry.

From what General Slate said, Prettyboy will just get ooched out of Fort Murray and shipped to some nice restful post in Alaska.”

He’s always carrying on about his stupid aquarium.

In July, South Western Railway and Network Rail ran a one-off Class 159 to Fawley, to demonstrate the line's viability. … A second 'fact-finding' trial passenger train for DfT officials is now proposed.