For example, let’s say you've done some research and confirmed that there are a growing number of city apartment dwellers who have, or are looking to buy, a poogle (a beagle-poodle hybrid).

How could I have missed this milestone of compulsory heterosexuality? Who would teach my daughter whatever girls with fathers learned on these dates and dances, like how to wait for doors to be opened or hold a fork like an unmistakable catch?

Awkwardly, Jenny managed to open the front door and womanhandle Brian into the hallway.

This new shaving cream isn't as lathery as the old stuff: there just aren't as many bubbles to be had.