Very softly I boiled water, made a sandwich from the remains of the luncheon roast chicken, scalded the Twining creature. Then I softly carried my bever to the study on a tray […].

However, it has a history which, documented as scrupulously as possible from hearsay, gossip, clippings, hottings, a playscript courteously furnished by the Theater Guild and a stead number of items supplied by Mr. Leonard Lyons — an ubiquitist who frequently complains that he is always quoted though never mentioned — runs something like this : […]

Coordinate term: softpaste

He flunked math, again.