I said, never clip a dog's nails without a styptic pencil handy.

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To make an overhanded knot, you pass the end of the rope over the standing part and through the bight.

Two months later I hit the second knuckle on my pointer finger – six more stitches, do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dollars – and damaged a tendon in the process.