If anyone in our organization were to come out they would be banished within seconds. They would also be very lucky escaping without joining some niggers as part of a set of ALABAMA WIND CHIMES!!!!!!!!!

Wouldn't it be nice to have our ducks in a row and not have to search for the papers every time we needed them?

The bluntness of King Vajiralongkorn's intervention—and the determination it reveals to resist relatively small checks on royal power—is both a snub to the junta and a worry for democrats, some of whom had dared hope that the new king might be happy to take a back seat in public life.

If you embrace the philosophy of listful thinking, you can get your life back— because thinking in terms of bitesized goals is much easier than biting off a Guy Fierisized chunk.