… from a vantage point of security, the lawyer is taught to ask the question from the vantage point of one lying halfdead by the side of the road.

You open it randomly, hit several pages devoted to Cote de Nuits alone, and go into advanced hypertensive oenophobia (wine-sticker shock).

I think a lot more sailors would try singlehanding if they weren't troubled by the increasing big-ship traffic.

At one point in your limited attempt toward sophisticated insultry, you said that Norm would have to be capable of losing an argument with green-eyed algae (or some such drivel).