You open it randomly, hit several pages devoted to Cote de Nuits alone, and go into advanced hypertensive oenophobia (wine-sticker shock).

At one point in your limited attempt toward sophisticated insultry, you said that Norm would have to be capable of losing an argument with green-eyed algae (or some such drivel).

I think a lot more sailors would try singlehanding if they weren't troubled by the increasing big-ship traffic.

… from a vantage point of security, the lawyer is taught to ask the question from the vantage point of one lying halfdead by the side of the road.