I have translated the symbols used by these German authors, which are antimnemonic for readers of English, to the initial letters...

Rob Schneider derp dee derp. Derp dee derpity derpy derp. Until one day, a derp a derp a derp a derp.

'Blood and trouser coughing, sounds like an awesome title for a song,' she said, humming a few bars. 'Trouser what-ing?' 'Similar to sharting.' 'Sharting?' 'Sharting – when you half fart and half shit.'

Derechos have winds as powerful as those of some hurricanes and tornadoes. Derecho comes from the Spanish word meaning straight.