I'll be watching the fucker like a hawk with a Birmingham screwdriver to the ready should I spot anything untoward.

The red-haired pilgrim was beside himself with the thought that at least this poor Kurtz had been properly revenged. […] He positively danced, the bloodthirsty little gingery beggar.

When asked for his book report, Chad came up with a series of hokier and hokier excuses.

At the tender age of 20, Penguingm1 is already one of the best hyperbullet and ultrabullet chess players in the world.