The light came on as soon as I flicked the switch.

This was announced in October when details of a £4 million order for car bodies and bogies to complete the Central and Piccadilly Line's rolling stock renewal programmes with 619 more 1959 Stock cars were made known.

[…]flying and lepakking around, trying to find her master for new patch.

Stop the drama queening. Stop the pity parties. You've maxed out. Look, we all have trouble in our lives but most of us aren't hanging our dirty laundry out there for the whole world to see.