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We haven't decided if we want to move yet, but if we go down that road, there'll clearly be no way back.

He was so fed up with high gas prices that he traded in his full-sized sport utility vehicle for an economy car.

That is the universal tenet. But is God really hid? It is the blind or stupid eye that first pronounced this sensely word.