…transformed into a chalky-white Gene Harlow, delicately chomped a banana next to a real blond superstarlet, Carol Koshinskie, while a superloud record of Swan Lake blasted away in the background.

I'd seen this stock photo in memes a hundred times, but yesterday I saw it in the wild, illustrating a magazine article.

We go on like one of those country waggons, creaking along in the old ruts […]

In the reign of K. Richard I, the Theines and Drenges of Northumberland were tallaged. They paid each of them 80 much de Dono (o).