WASHINGTON: The common American household Dust Bunny has been designated as an endangered species, the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service (USF&WS) announced last week. The widespread use of household cleaning products and devices has drastically reduced the habitat of the Dust Bunny, said Noah Present, Acting Director of the Endangered Species Program. American homes are cleaned too frequently, and much better than in the past. / We are not to blame for the improper use of our products, responded a spokesman for the Household Products Association. Correctly used, many of the Dust Bunnies should survive.

[B]eware of men who love not fly leaves neither regard margins, but write notes over the latter, and light their pipes with the former. […] To such fellows it matters not that they make a book dirty and greasy, cutting the pages with their fingers, and holding the boards over the fire till they crack. All these slatternly practices, though they destroy a book as surely as the flames of Caesar's soldiers at Alexandria, seem fine manly acts to the grobians who use them.

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