The official transcript totaled 2,045,000 words—more than twice the wordage of the Bible.

But by my words, as I them smeled, thy daintrels be not manie

The editor looked thoroughly for any mistakes in the paper.

I didn't expect to be conveyed to my hotel atop a white elephant, through streets lined with salaaming natives, but neither did I expect to make a wild dash through thoroughfares as crowded with traffic as Fifth Avenue, in a vehicle which unmistakably owed its paternity to Mr. Henry Ford, or to be bruskly halted at busy street crossings by the upraised hand of a helmeted and white-gloved traffic policeman.