Let alone live in a house designed with the delicate curves of a butterfly wing, like one Victorian superhouse overlooking the wilds of the Bass Strait.

But, the power of the caricaturist lies in exhibiting with increased ugliness personal and natural defects . . .

Vince has Moobs (man boobs = moobs)

Fortunately the FA, in a rare moment of decisiveness, stepped in to kibosh the plan.