Unlike you, I’ve never caused any accidents — my record is still clean!

Lop popler and ſallow, elme, maple, and prie, well ſaued from cattle, till Sommer to lie

The Samurai Sipper has often fantasized similarly, only I’d pass on Thomas Jefferson and have Edie Falco over for a post-Carmela henfest instead.

Why, the more fool she; aye, the more ninny hammer she.