The Microsoft Excel workbook Keypath.xls has a list of all the keypath files and registry values associated with Office XP features and components.

What's he need? Alan asks. Car crashes? It's called symphorophilia, dear, Callie says. Someone who is sexually aroused by accidents or catastrophes.

[M]y father's care / With curiousness and cost, did train me up / In all those liberal qualities that commend / A gentleman: […]

… Mrs. Sykes said, ‘her man was the wust she ever knowed when he got topsy-turveyed.’ And as now, he began to get topsy-turveyed pretty regularly before he had finished his daily business with the retiring host of the Holly Bush, there was not much peace at home.