Ay up duck, ow'a'tha?

I give this novel an A+.

It is a native both of the Eaſt and Weſt Indies; and all the writers on birds have deſscribed it. Aldrovand [Ulisse Aldrovandi] calls it Emeu ſive Eme; Boulius, Emeu vulgo Caſoarius; and others, Caſſuarus.

His firm's goal was to fill their gender quota—and simultaneously do some rainmaking by hiring the daughters of CEOs.