My reflection checks me out in the rearview. I'm... kind of beau... tiful!?

[…] the whole bar was a fierce collective roar, and he edged and smiled politely through it like a sober late arrival at a wild party.

I learn that mental retardation is classified in four levels: mild, moderate, severe, and profound.

Having been spawned in a royal bed — perchance the same in which his great gran'dame Catherine was wont to receive her paramours — he becomes the most powerful of princes — haloed with that divinity which doth behedge a king — and all …