I am head over heels over Fred— My most intimate friend, so I've said; I have overheard buzzin's That we're cater-cousins. No matter—we're soon to be wed.

One drawback of the console, though, was its lack of an autorefresh; it had to be updated often to display the current status information.

DBC Head of Sales Roger Neary added: Rail freight is already a much greener alternative to road haulage, so to reduce our carbon footprint even further will, I hope, make businesses re-evaluate their own transport strategies.

Now is the time to clean out those extra books and bring them to the bookbins located around the Department.