A baggage camel is expected to carry from 220 to 270 kilograms. Ours are bearing less than half that, yet all day long they whinge like the sound of their own name in Marwari language, the onomatopoeic oont. … And I can't hear the dashboard clock just his graphically salacious gurglings whenever Rocky [a camel] is down-whiff of a female oont.

On the lighter side, Cassini should be coming out of darkside soon and run smack-dab into the distress siren.

He can have his litterbox, his carpet, his toys, and space to do a little binky in there even.

Queen Elizabeth II reigns as queen regnant, unlike her mother Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother.