a more versute and specious forgery

the committee consisted of two lesbians and a straight man

The noble and free citizens of Epidaphne being, as they declare, well satisfied of the faith, valor, wisdom, and divinity of their king, […] do think it no more than their duty to invest his brows (in addition to the poetic crown) with the wreath of victory in the foot race—a wreath which it is evident he must obtain at the celebration of the next Olympiad, and which, therefore, they now give him in advance.

What seems to have been a still later addition gives the hidages of Worcestershire and Warwickshire.