You can do anything with electrolytic, depilatory creams and a little patience.

Howeve, in case that which I shall require of you may belike seem to you grievous and hard to put in execution, I would fain know from you if you will do it or not, else hope not that I am ever like, what while I have breath in my body, to do aught to complease you.

Her hands were clampy, speech unsure and eyes half-closed.

The Cumberladies, he says, subbing in the word lady for his fans' cruder term. He grins: The Cumberpeople.