When the joint to be roasted is thicker at one end than the other, place the spit slanting, so that the whole time the thickest part is nearest the fire, and also the thinnest by this means is preserved from being overmuch roasted.

What do parents tell their kids when they have to put their pet dog down? “We had to send li'l Fido to a farm upstate, honey....” Maybe that's where I'm going. The farm upstate. “We had to send li'l Spencer to the farm upstate, honey.

But generally we’ve got this crap produced by dicknoses, I mean, people putting out what they know will sell and people saying ‘play that’ to 150 radio stations who can’t make up their own minds and are paying these idiots to tell them what to do.

She can go to the dickens for what she said.