But, somewhat against the run of play, Craddock fired the visitors ahead, volleying a low effort beyond Simon Mignolet after Sunderland twice failed to clear attempted crosses from Stephen Hunt.

On those occasions he was with Georgina Chapman, his English girlfriend of two and a half years, who, with Keren Craig, designs Marchesa, a three-year-old line of ultrafeminine evening clothes.

Thuy pressed her body against him. You want boom-boom? she said.

I have the dry heaves, I rather just throw up and get it over with.